Monday, August 17, 2009

Amazing new weight loss plan!

Ah, to be an Afghan man...the good life.


Not only do they get to have sex with their wives at least every 4 days, but if the old lady is getting a little chunky for their taste, this is a great way to get her to slim down whether she wants to or not.

Do I have to add a "sarc" tag? Really?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Pain - The yeast of life

pain is to our souls what yeast is to bread

without it we'll never rise

Heart of Stone (The Love of Your Life)

She could not be the girl of your dreams
She gave you all she had to give
She could not see behind the schemes
You said you'd show her how to live

And so you leave her now with a heart of stone
And eyes that won't stop crying
You just leave her now, leave her all alone
You never could deny
The love of your life

Your love so true was all for you
Don't even think of sacrifice
Just paint her blue, it's easy for you
She played the game, she'll pay the price

And so you leave her now with a heart of stone
And eyes that won't stop crying
You just leave her now, leave her all alone
You never could deny
The love of your life

You're old and grey, you've lost the day
A nightmare you never could have dreamed
You rolling stone, roll all alone
Not all it was cracked up to be

And so they leave you now with a heart of stone
And eyes that won't stop crying
They just leave you now, leave you all alone
You never could deny
The love of your life

It's true
It's you
The love of your life

Friday, March 13, 2009

time to write

hopefully something to say...we'll see.